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Former 1st daughter and skilled pot smoker Malia Obama has delivered a crushing blow to her parents. She’s deferring her college education and the internship with the Spanish Ambassador to the United Nations for 3 years…so she will be able to raise her kid.

That’s right. The young Obama has decided to go the way of so many different wayward liberal girls and gotten herself pregnant. while there doesn’t appear to be any kind of talk of the wedding or maybe a father in the baby’s life, there has been a talk of who is responsible. The list of suspected baby daddies includes “Souldja Boy,” “Shifty D” and a man named Dennis who was a staff member in the West Wing.

Mrs. Obama, after unsuccessfully making an attempt to convince her girl to “terminate the pregnancy,” has vowed to be the world’s greatest gammy and once more insisted that she doesn’t want to run for President in 2020. Most of the liberal political world has been silent about the news.

Conservatives, on the other hand, are waving the flag of “I told you so” all day. Between their loose morals, lack of prayer and questionable family values, it’s a wonder a lot of high profile liberals don’t run into this problem. Of course, most can point fingers at the wonderful mother and role model for all young women, Bristol Palin, and say her accidental pregnancies make this somehow OK.

Bristol could be a sweet young girl who made a mistake or 3. Malia Obama is a pothead. you decide who’s the better qualified to raise a baby.

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