On his show, conservative champion Rush Limbaugh chastised Michelle Obama for attacking Donald Trump about his ‘ locker room talk ‘ after she herself has hosted vulgar music stars and rappers whose song lyrics are more obscene than Trump has ever said.
‘It’s not locker room talk. I don’t know men who talk that way. Decent men do not talk that way. What Trump was talking about was sexual assault,’ Michelle Obama said during a visit to New Hampshire.
Limbaugh immediately called out the double standard.
‘Men brag, and she is telling people that she doesn’t know men who brag. You know the people that have been to the White House?’ Rush said. (WARNING: Some of the language here and later in the story may be offensive to some readers.)
‘How about some of the rappers that talk about their b****** and their hos have performed such lyrics in the White House? But she doesn’t know men who talk and sing about sexual assault. It’s all over hip-hop lyrics and has been for a while!
‘So is assault on the police a feature of some hip-hop lyrics, and it’s been performed at the White House. But she doesn’t know men who talk that way. She doesn’t know decent guys who talk that way.’
Limbaugh also brought up a ‘sermon’ by the Obamas’ former pastor, Rev. Jeremiah Wright.
‘Yeah, I guess Michelle Obama wasn’t there when the Rev. Wright was talking about Bill Clinton,’ Rush said ‘You remember what Rev. Wright said about Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky? … ‘And Bill and Monica Lewinsky was riding dirty. Yeah, chickens have come home to roost, baby.’ ‘Bill was riding dirty,’ and the population, the congregation went nuts.’
And while Rush didn’t mention her, let’s not forget Michelle’s BFF, Beyoncé. Here are some of her lyrical exploits (WARNING AGAIN: graphic language):
- ‘Can you lick my Skittles, it’s the sweetest in the middle / Pink is the flavor, solve the riddle’
- ‘I can’t wait till I get home so you can turn that cherry out / I want you to turn that cherry out, turn that cherry out’
- ‘First both of my legs go back on your head, and whatever you want, yeah baby, I’m bad’
- ‘Now my mascara running, red lipstick smudged / Yeah, he’s so h**** he wants to f*** / He popped all my buttons and he ripped my blouse/ He Monica Lewinsky-ed all on my gown / Oh daddy, daddy, he didn’t bring the towel / Oh baby, baby, we better slow it down’
- ‘Over there I swear I saw them cameras flash / Hand prints and footprints on my glass / Hand prints and good grips on my a**’
- ‘Gimme that daddy long stroke’
The first lady, meanwhile, calls her a role model.
Both of the Obamas are professed Christians, which means (I assume) they are familiar with the Bible. I seem to recall something in the book of Matthew involving specks and logs in eyes.
It’s hard to remember the precise wording, but perhaps Michelle can search for it before she sais anything against Trump’s words because she will only end up looking foolish herself.